Eyes in the Back of My Head

I have officially grown my 3rd eye. You know that one that moms have in the back of their head. I think I figured out the secret today. It is not so much that moms grown an extra eye it is that kids are not nearly as sneaky as they think they are.

I bet my Little Man was wondering how I knew he got down from his chair, before I washed his hands, all while I was in the basement switching laundry over. Other then Momma Magic, I present the evidence:

A) The scampering of little feet across the floor sounded like a parade of elephants
B) There was a cup of milk hanging with Mary & Joseph in the Nativity scene
C) The Littlest Man and his Bumbo had moved across the room
D) He had a cup and spoon from his tea set on his tray

At least he was honest about the whole thing...or kind of...

Momma: How did (the Littlest Man) get over there

LittleMan: I no no (aka I do not know)

M: How did you get your tea cup

LM: I no no

M: Did you get down from your chair

LM: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (filled with awe at how I could possibly know this)